This might look like a car, but apparently it is not. According to the advert blazoned on its side, you don't need a driving licence, you don't pay any parking fees and you can park on the pavement.
Plant thieves
Some bastard has stolen our window box... again. It has happened before when we had really beautiful ones, overflowing with summer flowers. This one contained two scabby cordylines. Stolen to order perhaps?
